#and idk how did he know sp mahabharat had fake scenes but yes

[sanskari-kanya]

things my bf said during a hinduism debrief with me pt 2

“Aur stories bata na, maza aa raha hai.” okie 🙂‍↕️

“Wow bhai Jaya & Vijaya were so loyal to Vishnu.” 🥹

“I too need a 14 year long nap like Urmila.”

“Ugh why is Durvasa out there cursing everyone.”

“But Star Plus wala Mahabharat has a lot of fake stories na?” yessss babe 😭

“Bhai har plot twist ke time koi na koi Rishi kaise aa jata hai.”

“Mujhe Abhimanyu itna pasand tha ki I was going to name my brother after him.”

“Mooshak ki story is so cool yaar. Rakshas tha, maafi mangi, bach gaya aur ab sab uski bhi puja karte hai.”

“Shi yaar Karna ko itna glorify kyu karte hai itna ganda tha toh.” exactly babe none of us know that

“Vaman was a dwarf???? A dwarf??? Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs jaise?” yes 😭

“Agar Kalki avatar hua nahi hai toh Purano me sab pehle se kaise likha hai?” (surpirse mf, you’re a part of a cycle that keeps on repeating)

“Vishnu, cosplayer ha!” 😭😭😭